I am talking to you. Yes, you. I have some gifts I would like from you, so I am writing you this note.
I know what you are thinking. You are probably wondering why I don’t have an Amazon wish list. That’s because I am supposed to BE on people’s wish lists. The only way for me to reach that goal is if you give me the following things:
1) Complex characters
2) An edge-of-your-seat plot
3) A believable yet wonderful world
4) Good writing
5) Hilarious moments
6) A few poignant scenes that will incite tears
Don’t expect me to leave milk and cookies out for you. All I can do is give you bragging rights and the title of “author.”
P.S. I know you aren’t watching me all the time because you haven’t finished me yet. You don’t have Santa’s omniscience (or that creepy elf’s Orwellian monitoring abilities).